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Retirement Questionaire Thanks to Archie and Brenda

 
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PostPosted: Mon May 08, 2006 5:00 pm    Post subject: Retirement Questionaire Thanks to Archie and Brenda Reply with quote

Retirement Q&A

Q.: How many days are there in a week?
A.: Six Saturdays and one Sunday.

Q.: When do retirees go to bed?
A.: Three hours after they fall asleep on the couch.

Q.: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
A.: Only one, but it might take all day.

Q.: What's the biggest gripe among retirees?
A.: There isnt enough time to get everything done.

Q.: Why don't retirees mind being called seniors?
A.: The term comes with a 10% percent discount.

Q.: Among retirees, what is considered formal attire?
A.: Tied shoes.

Q.: Why do retirees count pennies?
A.: They are the only ones who have the time.

Q.: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
A.: NUTS!

Q.: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
A.: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store their stuff there.

Q.: What do retirees call a long lunch?
A.: Normal.

Q.: What is the best way to describe retirement?
A.: The never-ending coffee break.

Q.: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
A.: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents

Q.: Why do retirees often say they dont miss work, but miss the people they used to work with?
A.: They are too polite to tell the whole truth.
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